zoolander

1. (zoolander) (492↑, 174↓)

By far the greatest movie ever made\! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay\!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.” “To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...” “This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.” -Derek Zoolander

Author: steven http://zoolander.urbanup.com/797534

2. (Zoolander) (326↑, 47↓)

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.

I think I got the black lung pop\! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here\! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE\! I INVENTED IT\! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?

Author: transatlanticism http://zoolander.urbanup.com/853681

3. (zoolander) (229↑, 33↓)

an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.

Hey, Derek\! I'm little Cletus\!

Author: dizzz http://zoolander.urbanup.com/723597

4. (zoolander) (178↑, 32↓)

THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny

well you can derelick my balls

Author: chikadee http://zoolander.urbanup.com/408914

5. (zoolander) (162↑, 27↓)

one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid one of my favourites

Zoolander kicks ass.

Author: Aluralas http://zoolander.urbanup.com/182430

6. (zoolander) (154↑, 40↓)

Only the most hillairious movie ever. OMFG\!\!\!\! So funny\!\! If you don't like it, your too serious\!\! Just RELAX and watch it for pure entertainment\! :)

"So I became...bulemic" Pause "You can read minds?"

Author: Blue Steel http://zoolander.urbanup.com/971557

7. (zoolander) (137↑, 32↓)

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.

Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.

Author: Clean Freak http://zoolander.urbanup.com/326404

8. (zoolander) (91↑, 12↓)

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.

DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am. MATILDA: A what? DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is? -------------------------------------- MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD\! (unveils a model of the center) DEREK: ..what is this?\! a center for ants?\!\! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?\!

Author: nicoleyy http://zoolander.urbanup.com/1636953

9. (zoolander) (88↑, 21↓)

an awesome movie starring Ben Stiller.

"Old member's only warehouse. You should remember it; you're a dinosaur."

Author: Justine http://zoolander.urbanup.com/1106537

10. (zoolander) (70↑, 41↓)

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?". Yo daddy: "sure\!".

Author: person yo-yo http://zoolander.urbanup.com/150324

11. (Zoolander) (20↑, 14↓)

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander". B: "Stupid Bitch".

Author: smart sob http://zoolander.urbanup.com/1617992

12. (zoolander) (39↑, 47↓)

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

Author: bezel333 http://zoolander.urbanup.com/1571461

13. (zoolander) (27↑, 97↓)

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

Author: Gumba Gumba http://zoolander.urbanup.com/600992

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Last updated: 2012.03.01